::FIDO::
In this long day I pray for tomorrow,
Too much to ask for, too little to even borrow.
Maybe I'll buy a dog and name it Fido.
Go get the Skippy and lay on the ground,
Pull down my pants and spread it around.
Call the little doggy over for a lick,
Too bad for me he bit off my stick.
Just yesterday I felt like a man,
Could wake up and make love to my hand.
Sometimes I wish I had it for tomorrow.
Can't have kids, I guess I have to borrow.
All thanks to my stupid dog named Fido.
Yes, I'm pro, I realize this.